Neb. Senator's Fiberglass Bovine Stolen
"Security cameras caught the caper on tape, but the picture was too grainy to allow identification of the rustlers.
'I think it was definitely an inside job,' Fischer said.
She suspects one of her fellow senators was involved, but she would not name names.
One ransom note, signed by the 'Suburban Rustlers,' demanded that she vote for or against certain bills.
'I had to vote for six bills or against two bills ... or give a large box of Jujyfruits' candy, Fischer said.
One note threatened to turn her Bitty Bull into 'itty, bitty burgers.'
She refused to comply."